,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, An interview of csybe (kuski of month on February 2001): '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' -= whEn Did y0U ztart play0rz? =- this long time ago , i dont remember which year.. but i started across winter before elma came , finished all lev0rz (in the whole universe), then i got elma shareware version first day (probably not) when it came out and then finally , i had the REGISTERED VERSION ! ! ! -= Ex-teams and you why change teams? Anything to tell about c0ol? =- ODP : i was so happy to join , with tt 53:Xc:ab , i improved it to 47:xy:zv.. then i quit cos i wanted my own team , and a team with better players (tho Qazz r00led:) c0ol : after deadelous , zo3non , janne traitors quit it was kind of dead so i joined.. BB : but EML quit it and it died.. so i went back to c0ol : but now Barbapappa is kicked from c0ol , cos he never acted as a team player . the team is history. there is no point keeping it up , when i dont know MP very well. -= Current total =- 46:35:20 -= Across kariyer briefly? Any Wuorld rek0rdz?, Wuorld Cap oann end toow end so on.. et chetera =- nada -= Do you still like de Across? =- i love the grafix , it was love on first sight , how can i betray her ? you upset me with this question :( -= How did you get de Across? Was is your worst mistake? or the best? =- i heard some friend in school had impossible times in some game , i instantly knew i was gonna beat them . it was my best mistake (håhå) cos it made me realize that elma and drugs[art] are important in life and not university or other bullshit -= Fave voor it in tern als \ moust iri tayting internals =- i hefv fayvs - headbenger , ovar end onder... vell it waries ? i hejt apphill bättle , flät träck , grävityh rajde och hoaket -= Best WRs in your opinion? =- Freefall 13:82 , flat bench 16:74 -= Are there some kind of external contests you like? =- i dont like these (external tables) cos it's pretty easy to beat and then your records are beaten easily.. it's annoying. but i love the elma league if that counts -= Best lgr in your mind? What lgr do you use? =- i didnt check any except dacbitches and it was pretty c0ol , would be mink if he completed it i use team c0ol's but it's not much different from the default at all -= Mention some good things you have gotten with Across/elma? =- it has given me ideas for new computer games , made me improve patience . best of all it made me come to ircnet and meet really good friends . -= Mention some bad things you have gotten from Across/elma? =- when i alt-tab from elma to mirc , mirc is maximized with wrong resolution , so i have to minimize and maximize it.. fucking annoying!! -= What is the most frustrating thing you have faced in your career? =- in the beginning when i died just before completing apple harvest or something like that... after playing a while i basically dont get frustrated from elma -= The biggest mistake of your Elma career? =- i guess letting ppl join c0ol because of their skills . but i dont make mistakes since i learn from them which makes them essential -= Cheating, what feelings? Do you use level unlocker/nitro/polls etc? =- i don't understand the point in getting credits from something u didnt accomplish. it sux that it's so easy to cheat and this is the most important thing to fix in elma. but what is cheat... nitro and unlocker should be features of elma , available to everyone and not only some of the pro's. it's still the actual driving that makes a kuski i have never used lev unlocker , but i have it i used replay merging in the league , and intend to do so now and then about polls... well technically i didnt cheat , i only asked ppl to vote for me. it's not honest i know but i really wanted this interview :P i have a confession to make :( i used state edit to remove bug times on hooked :(((( but i dont wanna recount my total time by hand every time i make a record , sorry -= Best kuskis and teams? What are the things you value in another kuski/team? jokke , dz , deadelous , psy , Weird-AAL , [REM] and [FM] i value honesty , and good ppl -= Your best achievements? =- winning the elma league div 4 -= Do you do any other neat finger-related stuff like playing violin, repairing watches, pick pocketing etc? i type a lot , i used to masturbate , i dont mind finger fucking girls (all holes, yes ALL) -= How much did you play in your sickest period? How much these days? =- must have been when i was in ODP , played almost every day , maybe an hour or two a day -= Best memories with elma? =- ¿ i can't remember , can u ? -= Best Elma friends? =- EML , Weird-AAL , nemo . and swos (kcet-iss2] but he doesnt wanna be my friend anymore -= What do YOU think should be improved in an eventual new version of elma? =- everything of course elma 1.2: -restart key (which u can redefine like the other keys) , u should not have to exit and reload the level you're höyling -how about being able to watch your total time inside the game -best time for each player , so u dont have to get into top ten to count your total time -lots of statistix is so easy to make (team total , avg , etc) i could to this but i dont know much programming :\ -you should be able to write your team , not only nick , in the game -u should be able to play with the across bike (across game play) -change lgr:s in the game interface -store level , time , nick , team , date , in the replay file , so u dont need to send separate state.dat or .lev files -include nitro -.res file maker elma 2: -most important to make a game that is _HARD_ to cheat , in any possible way of cheating -make elastomania _2_ , not across 1.9 . some new movements : 7. swing upwards/right 8. pull up bike 9. swing upwards/left 4. normal left swing 5. break 6. normal right swing 1. superspin left 2. crouch 3. superspin right - turn around : key left to 1 gas : 1 (these are close to ESC key , but restard should not be ESc , it should be space) -mp3 player -= Do you have a life when playing elma? =- no , i dont even have a life when i dont play elma -= How about battles? =- battles are c0ol . -= You've got some negative feedback about playing elma from your friends? =- sometimes they complain that i keep restarting all the time , gives them headaches (fucking lamoids) . but hey are they really friends if they give _negative_ feedback ? ;;) =--= What games do you like beside Elma? =--= final fantasy , tekken . i don't like life games (like being polite) and stuff *yuck* =-= Have you thought about if you could stop playing Elma soon, or anytime? =-= when i read this question the other day i thought about it : "i dont think i can quit , if i don't play for a while i long for the feeling to control the bike.. but of course i will quit when i move to the rain forest" my harem follows me to the rain forrest __---------= What gets you still playing Elma =--________------- i keep getting better and my goal is to be best one day -= Are you at the top of your career now? If not, when? =- ye , lately i have been hard training -= Was it a surprise to be voted for the kuski of month? =- well since i did get disqualified yeah , but the big surprise was that i was even on the poll -= Mopolauta, any opinions? =- i wish i could express my artistic freedom there but it's a really good forum the new format rules , i must say -= Opinions about Elma Crime, MUe's animations and stuff like that. =- elma crime was really good , and c0ol logo he's also quite mad , a c0ol artist -= You are the updater of c0ol page. How it's feeling? =- well i just did my last update of c0ol site , and it felt quite c0ol that i made the best elma team site ever (the time it was made) -= Your relation to OLP =- i cant say i like him . but i like one level . -= Why that nick, Barbapappa/csybe? =- i'm not Barbapappa , i promise! if i was Barbapappa , why would i kick him from my team ? Barbapappa steals team c0ol from me now! would i do that ? my nick is xYloçsyb3 ribQt Elastomarijuana % because Q means smoking , and % means elastomania acrobat -= Your real life. Do you have it (school/work, other interests etc)? =- what's real again ? and i already said i don't have it . well i have interests in art and drugs . they are twins . they look so god demn like the same person. -= Write something about the game, fellow kuskis, moposite, #across, etc =- i'd like to say Cloud is jeu. quite jeuish to say cloud , isnt it ? -=You can add more questions, if you have.=- who am i ? how can i ? what am i doing again ? --and as i promised-- i like to transform and become a sex goddess , have lesbian orgies with ciph's mom , chasey lain , and jenna jameson. first we eat eachothers asses , then we spit in eacothers mouths . it doesnt really turn me on so then i bring some sheep , and some american kids (they're lost cases anyway) , don't forget the transsexuals . i instruct them to fist fuck eachother , until they bleed . i'm gonna make a movie on this later :) then my clit grows to a penis and it talx to u do u wanna suck me ? i smell. oh oh oh , so horney , *suck suck* who's gay ? 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